A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.

“I keep a pen clipped inside the right pocket of my jeans in case I’m ever attac…”

“I had a lead, but nobody caught me, or any other metal.”

“A brick could be used to better improve relations with your relatives. But if y…”

“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”