A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

“Since pigs are anatomically similar to humans, dissecting one must be like cutt…”

“It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon.…”

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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“I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.”