A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.

“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it’ll ruin your l…”

“Every new thought of mine is like my child. And as soon as it is conceived, I m…”

“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulatio…”

“I’ll tell him this isn’t just a job to me, it’s a career, a once-in-a-lifetime …”