A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.


“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl u…”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“If love were a collection of collections, would your relationship be banged-up …”

“The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.”