A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightly news. Not only would it be more honest, but it also would be more entertaining and thought provoking.


“Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.”

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal…”

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”