A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.


“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white ma…”

“With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.”

“A blanket could be used as a tank, if you rearrange the letters and leave out t…”