A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.


“I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously lik…”

“A brick could help get your unruly hair under control, by getting at the root o…”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”

“I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person…”