A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.


“A brick could be used to determine whether you are really in love or not. But y…”

“Grab life by the tail, and then pet it.”

“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m…”

“Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean …”