A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends.


“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you…”

“A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s ea…”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention an…”

“The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of al…”