A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and let me know if it works. 


“Uncle Sam’s not related to me. He’s stuck his dick in the American Pie too many…”

“I love so much you could probably see my affection from space with the naked ey…”

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is…”

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold…”