A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 


“Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through th…”

“Fight or flight? If I had wings, there’d be no choice. But since I don’t have w…”

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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“A brick can and should be used as a telephone, because that way I won’t feel so…”