A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.


“A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under …”

“A brick could be used as a PRA, or Person Replacement Apparatus. Just give the …”

“I called Phil up, but I didn’t call Phillip. He hung up on me, and I’m still hu…”

“When someone tells me they don’t read, I like to walk up to them and stroke the…”