A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


“The sign on the side of the highway said “Shoulder Work,” and I thought, “I cou…”

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”

“A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee …”

“I got hit on at the bar last night, and this morning I have a black eye. Someti…”