A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?


“I love pan pizza. I love pans. I love Peter Pan. I love Peter, but not as much …”

“I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you …”

“I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat …”

“There are three things I look for in a woman to potentially date, and one of th…”