A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very same blanket could also teach them some Latin—specifically the phrase “Caveat Emptor.”


“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that…”

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, b…”

“I can’t see the wind. I can only see the effects of the wind, namely your love …”

“When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly he…”