A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 


“I’m asking you not to do it. Can you do that for me? Can you do not doing it?
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“One brick is not a wall. Unless you’re an ant, and then it’s not only a wall, i…”

“Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tel…”

“I have a strong opinion on steroids.”