A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 


“Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex…”

“I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that’s to be expected, since she is a…”

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get…”

“I listen better with earplugs in, so I can see what your body is really saying.”