A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.


“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

“A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.”

“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulatio…”

“At five in the morning, I was half asleep. The whole left side of my body was t…”