A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled into a sculpture.


“Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writ…”

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

“I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra…”

“I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and be…”