A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.


“You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with …”

“I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And…”

“I’m not Hispanic, I’m His panic. Who is He? He is the startled.”

“A brick could be used to replace a flat tire. After all, you want to replace li…”