A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.


“Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you w…”

“The fish meowed at me. It must be a catfish.”

“I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged b…”

“I’ll name my firstborn child Squiblob, after his mother.”