A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.


“One magnifying glass and one moonlit night is not enough to light her ant-like …”

“My father says I have a knack for business. And he should know, because he’s be…”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”

“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicini…”