A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.” “I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I …” “If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?” “I’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered…”