A brick and a blanket could be combined to create a blink. And a half a blink, as we all know, is a wink. A wink and a smile might be enough to get you back to my blanket. 


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“I want to name one of my kids “I’ll-Have-A-Large-Cheeseburger.” That way, when …”

“I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kick…”

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have…”