A brick and a blanket need a logo, and I’m just the designer to hire to sit around idly as I ideally charge you by the hour.


“I could have thought up a lot of things, but many great people had to go and li…”

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, base…”

“Baby toys were left at my door. Either someone’s trying to get my attention, or…”

“Being an only child makes me the oldest child and the youngest child. And the m…”