A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!


“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl i…”

“I’m the Robert the Bruce of Bruces. I’m also the Robert the Bruce of Roberts. 
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“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve…”

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”