A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is good for me, and bad for you.


“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeati…”

“I really relate to you,” I said to my dad. “I can tell we’re in the same boat, …”

“A brick could be used as a boat, and due to the brick’s reputation of indestruc…”

“A blanket could be used as a Portable Night Generator. Just stretch it over you…”