A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.


“If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes wi…”

“What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your …”

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”