A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”

“I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a b…”

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, becau…”

“The burden of proof weighs a lot, but it’s not as heavy as a certain 19th centu…”