A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


“Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean …”

“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze …”

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop ca…”

“I ended up with the nomination, and the breasts to back up the voter’s confiden…”