A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.


“Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to …”

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair p…”

“I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking…”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask wh…”