A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.


“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”

“I want to create a word that means “There’s probably a word for that,” but ther…”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash …”