A brick could be substituted in for Kansas as a US state, because they’re roughly the same shape, they have the same topography, and I just found Topeka without the aid of a microscope.


“There are three things I look for in a woman to potentially date, and one of th…”

“When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the b…”

“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “S…”

“Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.”