A brick could be used as a car salesman. (A used car salesman.)


“My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs 3.33 ounces. That’s pret…”

“Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for trea…”

“You can talk about love all day, but until you feel it, you might as well be an…”

“I’m writing a book, one letter at a time. After thirteen days, I just finished …”