A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.


“Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakf…”

“Leave your village, and conquer yourself before you conquer the world. That’s w…”

“The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I for…”

“A brick could be used to stop a train. But I’ve got a better way to stop a spee…”