A brick could be used as a cube. No it couldn’t. If you thought it could, you need to be punished. I’m going to recommend to the high school principal that you be forced to repeat geometry—with Mr. Blanket.


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“I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where …”

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, an…”

“I’m the sort of businessman who goes in to buy a lime, and comes out with a lem…”