A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.

“A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to be…”

“I’ll give you the key to my heart, if you promise not to make duplicates.”

“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”