A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.


“My asshole smells like burnt firewood, and I’ve got firemen calling me. But I w…”

“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze …”

“I would rather save a few seconds than a few cents. I hope you don’t mind, but …”

“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll als…”