A brick could be used as a flashlight. What, still dark? Check the batteries, because they may be dead. 


“Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen.…”

“A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conq…”

“Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only n…”

“A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about se…”