A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.


“A balanced argument is one that takes place entirely in my head, and doesn’t ca…”

“Teach a man to fish, and he can provide for others. Teach a man selfishness, an…”

“I have a recognition dance, to acknowledge that I heard and understood you. So …”

“If my ribcage is locked, just knock”