A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”


“Be like a sparrow aspiring to be an ostrich, and I’ll be like a cowboy with no …”

“A shiny metallic fridge is like a mini skyscraper. And the guy in my fridge, he…”

“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulanc…”

“99% of the population is afraid of public speaking, and of the remaining 1%, 99…”