A brick could be used as a mule. Sure, you could argue it’d be better used as a donkey, but I’d counter that with some jackass comment.


“The neon orange orb sat low in the sky, slowly breaking free of the horizon lik…”

“I often wonder about lifetime warranties. The lifetime of whom or what? A fly t…”

“I’d dig your grave with a spoon, if the earth were made of green Jell-O.”

“If I don’t clean off the bug corpses that are petrified on my bumper for looks,…”