A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget yes altogether, but use brick for every response except one: What object did you use to carry out the killing?


“I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with de…”

“How to arrive unexpectedly and invisibly: show up looking poor, but not homeles…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

“There’s truth in what you say, even though it’s all lies.”