A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 


“I suggested to her that she start writing. "I can't write at all," she said. "N…”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“I have a recognition dance, to acknowledge that I heard and understood you. So …”

“I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows i…”