A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.


“I’d like a peach cobbler. Georgia shoemakers are tasty.”

“If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.”

“If I shed my skin like a shed, rather than a snake, then you might expect me to…”

“I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the ch…”