A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, you can blame it on the housing market and the element of irrational exuberance created by Alan Greenspan. 


“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realize…”

“Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just…”

“A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, …”

“I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, ma…”