A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as a shoe, I have no idea.


“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”

“Call me Clyde. Call me Dale. Call me a Clydesdale.”

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspec…”