A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.” “My name is Mr. Brickton, and this brick, it weighs a ton. ” “I was raised in a fishing village in the middle of the desert. I sold hellos an…” “I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, …”