A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall separating man from a sub four-minute mile. Damn you, Roger Bannister!


“Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise.”

“I mopped up my moped off the street, and drove home on the unicycle below my ha…”

“One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.”

“A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew bac…”