A brick could be used in place of B. Rick, who is sorry he couldn’t make it to this sentence. But he assured me if this thought has a third sentence, he’ll definitely show up for it. 


“My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have…”

“Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surel…”

“I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Fact…”

“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.”