A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d like it if you used a blanket instead. But don’t use the blanket that’s on my bed, because I’m currently using it.


“I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my mon…”

“I thought she was older than she was, and I thought she was younger than she wa…”

“I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twe…”

“A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, on…”